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Let’s meet up later and smoke some drug cigarettes
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Deal-breaker
XXXX: What u doin
Me: Sup.
XXXX: Wht u up to
Me: Not much, man. You?
XXXX: Chllen
XXXX: Were u @
Me: My house.
XXXX: 0 cme say hi
XXXX: U nt doin nthn today.
Me: Nah.
XXXX: 0 ok.
XXXX: U wrk tomorrow
Me: Nope. Schooool.
XXXX: O yea u shuld cme c me lata.
Me: Uh. Homie, you can meet me for a drink...
XXXX: Ok im in pitts cme pick me up
Me: LOL. Where yo car at?
XXXX: I got to get a new 1
Me: Of course you do.
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ain’t no party like a liz lemon party, because a liz lemon party is mandatory.
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word.
(via andy-vee)
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BEST.
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win.
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january 12
i am whole again
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Wanna party?
You wanna party? It’s $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling; end of list. – Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
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every night, this.
(via fuckyeahlizlemon)
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Fuck Math?
When people post “fuck math” it really irks me. When I say “fuck math”, I mean, “I love math so much, I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.”
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What’s her lower back tattoo? A Chinese character that she thinks means “peace” but it really means “I have chlamydia”?
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock -
Deal-breaker
Me: study aersospace at long beach state.
XXXX: wat type of wrk they ddo? Wen u graduate?
XXXX: Wat nationality r u?
Me: i build space shuttles, satellites and do research.
Me: i'm indian
XXXX: Thtas exciting.....every1 esle wat study the damn brain n shit.....wat kind tho? U aint punjabi is u?
Me: no. i'm gujarati.
XXXX: Thats wats different bt coo. Aye u look different. Pretty tho.
Me: appreciate that. yeah, i really did not give a fuck in high school.
Me: i was there to go hard in my classes so i could get out of oakley. and i did it.
XXXX: i love that attitude....
XXXX: u into white boys or wat
Me: lol. white boys
Me: really?
XXXX: im jus sayn i aint really had a indian chick bt i do want 1......so fukn beautiful reminds me of pocahonas
Me: you crazy.
XXXX: lol how so?
XXXX: ur beautiful....
XXXX: crazii beautiful sounds good to me
